I have long maintained that I could provide great color commentary for Football games. Commentary that audiences - especially women - would understand. For example, last night's Saints Vs. Vikings game provided lots of materials. Here would have been my advice:
1) Coach should have given Adrian Peterson a glass of wine to calm his nerves. If doctors can prescribe red wine to pregnant women to slow pre-term labor, then it would have worked for him.
2) How many times does Brees lick his fingers before passing the football? I can't even walk into a hospital with my kids (who was their hands multiple times a day) for fear of passing on diseases, but he is licking the football and then handing it off. Yuck.
3) Everyone wondered why Favre didn't run the ball on that near-last play instead of passing it and getting picked off? What's to wonder? He didn't want to get HIT. He's tired. That hurts.
I was rooting for the Vikings but the Saints pulled it off. Now I am rooting for the Colts. Why? Peyton Manning of course.
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