Usual Objects in Unusual Places

There's a toy in my toilet, dear mommy, dear mommy,
There's a toy in my toilet, dear mommy, there is.
Then fix it dear daddy, dear daddy, dear daddy
Then fix it dear daddy, dear daddy fix it.
With what, dear mommy, dear mommy, dear mommy
With what, dear mommy, dear mommy, with what.
Take it apart, dear daddy, dear daddy, dear daddy
Take it apart, dear daddy, dear daddy, take it apart.
I did, dear mommy, dear mommy, dear mommy,
I did, dear mommy, dear mommy, I did.
Is it stuck, dear daddy, dear daddy, dear daddy
Is it stuck, dear daddy, dear daddy is it stuck
yes it is, dear mommy, dear mommy, dear mommy
Yes it is, dear mommy, dear mommy it is
Then buy a new one, dear daddy, dear daddy, dear daddy
Then buy a new one, dear daddy, dear daddy, buy a new one
Stephen should pay, dear mommy, dear mommy, dear mommy
Stephen should pay, dear mommy, dear mommy, he should
Put it on his tab, dear daddy, dear daddy, dear daddy,
Put it on his tab, dear daddy, because there'll be more...